I'm sure many once you read this title you thought my goal would be to lose weight, or eat healthy. Well, that's not even close. This year my goal is to explore female beauty/body projects. Women torture themselves for beauty, and i've decided to torture myself, and my bank account, along with them. This idea came to me while I was in the shower this morning. Why? Well let me tell you. I was talking to my aesthetician this morning about getting my underarms waxed, while I was there to get my legs done. She took a look at my massive amount of growth (5 friggen days of it) and said it would take another week or so to be ready. WTF??? I have issues not shaving for 2 days let alone 2 weeks. To me this is pure torture. This is funny since I have no problem letting my leg hair grow out, but I guess after 6 years of waxing it's really not a big deal anymore.
This is when the great idea hit me. I'm going to explore beauty body projects. I was thinking about what i'd like to try out. But first I had to figure out what a lot of women do. Beauty is pain. Modern women do insance things to fit in with the standard of beauty. We squish our fit into uncomfortable heals. Wear push up bras that dig into our ribs and push our breasts into funny positions. We do some horrible things to ourselves in the name of beauty.
So I will embark on a small quest for beauty. My list:
1. Underarm waxing
2. Bikini wax (ouch)
3. Microderma facial
4. Pedicure (the thought of someone touching my feet sickens me)
5. Body wrap
6. Eye treatment
Wish me luck (because most of these creep me out)
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